I usually don't lean towards blond jokes. The presumption that someone's hair color turns them into a mental houseplant is a strange one, and most of the people I have met who are ... slow, have had dark hair.
However since I have been laying low since I pulled a back muscle last week, this one fits.
Not to worry, I'm on the mend and expect to be back on skates this week.
Visiting the doctor.
A brunette walks in to see her doctor and explains that she has a very serious problem.
“You see doctor, my entire body hurts”
She then proceeds to touch all over her body saying ouch every time.
The doctor sits back on his chair, rubs his chin for a few moments and then says..
“You’re not naturally a brunette are you”
“Well no, I’m naturally blonde - I dyed it because of it the stereotyping that goes with. Why do you ask?” She replies
“You’ve got a broken finger” replies the doctor.
And as my British Friends would say, In for a Penny, In for a Pound...
A woman goes to buy a tv
She goes to the salesman and says, “I’d like to buy this tv good sir.” He says, “I’m sorry ma’am but I cannot sell to blondes.” Upset the woman leaves
It is the next day and she wears a different outfit with a wig. The woman is sure the salesman won’t recognize her. She says, “I’d like to buy this tv good sir.” He says, “I’m sorry ma’am but I cannot sell to blondes.” Upset she leaves.
The day after that she decided to dye her hair, use makeup to change her facial appearance, and wear a completely different set of clothes.
She goes the same store and tells the salesman, “I’d like to buy this tv good sir.”
The same salesman once again tells her, “I cannot sell to blondes.”
Upset she finally asks him how he knows it is her.
He tells her his reasoning and says, “I know because that tv you want to buy is a microwave.”