I know these Yo Momma jokes are beyond dumb but heck they make my inner 12 year old smile. You just don't see too many of them these days.
Or as a song called "Ya Mama" by "Wuf Ticket" says:
When you're in a crowd, Just Shout out loud! Ya Mama! Ya Mama! Ya Mama! Ya Mama!
An Old Man approaches the window of A Cinema with A Chicken on His Shoulder & asks for 2 Tickets.
The Girl at the Counter wants to know who is going in with Him.
He replies, "Well, My Pet Chicken, of course."
"I'm sorry," The Girl tells him. "We can't allow Animals in the Cinema."
The man goes around the corner & stuffs the Chicken into His Trousers.
He returns to the window, buys His Ticket & goes in.
Inside the Cinema, the Chicken starts to get hot & begins to squirm.
So the Man unzips His Trousers so that the Chicken can stick It's Head out & watch the Film.
Seated next to Him is A Woman. She looks over at His Lap & is horrified.
She Elbows Her Friend Agnes & whispers, "Agnes, This Man over here has just Unzipped His Trousers."
Agnes whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it. You've seen One. You've seen them all."
Madge says, "I Know. But this One is Eating My Popcorn."
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