Saturday, March 6, 2021

How did the preacher get people to have faith in his words? He became a scientist.

I have someone near me talking about going to the gastroenterologist for an annual exam, so if you have an appointment looming, you may take some solace in this particular story.


On the subject of Colonoscopies...

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

    Take it easy Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before.

    'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

    'Can you hear me NOW?'

    'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

    'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.'

    'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

    'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

    'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

    'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'

    'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

    'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

    'God, now I know why I am not gay.'

And the best one of all:

13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

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