I know a guy who once lived in Brisbane, and his name is Tim. I have to wonder if ...
A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game.
After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
"I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu ... "
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went We met three women cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "
And because that was a bit short:
A Scotsman phones the dentist.
Scotsman: Aye how much for a tooth extraction?
Dentist: “it will be $150, sir”
Scotsman: “150 quid! to be fair it’s just the one tooth! Could you no charge me less if you don’t’ use anaesthetic?
Dentist: “Well that’s highly unusual but I could deduct $20 if you wish
Scotsman, “could you no use one of your trainee/assistants and do the job without anaesthetic?
Dentist: “well I cannot guarantee the professionalism and it will be painful but I could deduct another $50
Scotsman: “well howaboot is you make it a training session, your trainee/assistant can do the extraction with other students watchin and learning with no anaesthetic?
Dentist considers this a moment: “That could indeed be beneficial for the students, I tell you what I will only charge you $50 but it may be very traumatic and painful.
Scotsman: Pure Brilliant, now yer talkin Laddie! Can you make an appointment for my wife then, for next Tuesday?!