It's not your dryer that's shrinking your clothes, It's your refrigerator.

It is time to engage your inner schoolchild.

Yes, one of the most infantile kinds of humor I could possibly find.

And, Yes, while I laughed at these and called them "dumb", I'm sure some of you will laugh at them just as I did.

 

Yo Mama is so fat that when she wears her Malcolm X jacket, helicopters land on her.
Yo Mama is so fat that the elephant thought it lost weight,
Yo Mama is so fat that when she goes up the escalator with a yellow shirt everyone think that the sun is rising.
Yo Mama is so fat that Her belt size is "equator".
Yo Mama is so fat that She stepped on plexiglass and made glitter.
Yo Mama is so fat that Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo Mama is so fat that the apples fall to her.
Yo Mama is so fat that Her high-school picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo Mama is so fat that She got fired from the m&m’s factory for eating all the w’s.
Yo Mama is so fat that She turned a sweat lodge into a rendering plant.
Yo Mama is so fat that she took one step and fell into the center of the earth.
Yo Mama is so fat that when she moves it bends time and space.
Yo Mama is so fat that she sleeps on both side of the bed.
Yo Mama is so fat that she’s in the remake of Two and a Half Men all by herself.
Yo Mama is so fat that when she skips a meal the stock market drops.
Yo Mama is so fat that even the sumo wrestlers refused to let her participate on sports day.
Yo Mama is so fat that it takes her two lights to get through the intersection even if nobody is around.
Yo Mama is so fat that she's on the ballot under 4 different parties.
Yo Mama is so fat that the gerrymanderers walked off the job.
Yo Mama is so fat that the ship Queen Mary buys tickets to her.