Saturday, September 3, 2022

On the internet you can be whoever you want, it’s strange so many people choose to be stupid just like me today...

Ok, so no matter how bad these Yo Mama jokes are, the internet really does think that Yo Mama is fat.  

 

Yo Mama is so fat that her Google Maps marker crashes the phone.
Yo Mama is so fat that she doesn't need a dowsing rod to find water.
Yo Mama is so fat that she put a compass factory out of business.
Yo Mama is so fat that safety laws require her to put a manhole cover over her bellybutton.
Yo Mama is so fat that airlines pay her not to fly.
Yo Mama is so fat that NASA tracks her to include her mass in launch formulas.
Yo Mama is so fat that Dominos doesn't need a car to deliver to her.
Yo Mama is so fat that bears put out a sign to not feed her.
Yo Mama is so fat that she gets cats out of trees by leaning on her side.
Yo Mama is so fat that she's on the eclipse schedules.
Yo Mama is so fat that UFO's report her.
Yo Mama is so fat that she scored for both sport teams at the same time.
Yo Mama is so fat that Chris Christie hangs out with her to look thin in comparison.
Yo Mama is so fat when she farts the city goes on a boil water advisory.
Yo Mama is so fat that her nude pics are too big to download
Yo Mama is so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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