Saturday, September 24, 2022

What do you call hen that knows to count their eggs? A Mathemachicken!

This is leaning a bit towards "Boomer Humor" but it's a cute story so I'll live with it.

Humor has changed over the years from when suggesting spousal abuse was "funny" (Trip to the moon, ALICE!)  to now where it's difficult to know where to tread.

In this case, it's fun with kitchen appliances so who knows who I might offend.  The germ of any story/joke is the shock value of the punch line.

Jealous wife and the Food processor

A jealous wife, while on a road trip with her friends, would call her husband everyday to check on him.

Her: Where are you?

Him: At home hun.

Her: Don't trust you. Can you run the food processor for me so I know you are home?

Him: Sure Hun .


Him: There you go.

Her: Ok. Talk to you later...

This went on for a few days. She would call him and ask him to run the food processor, which he would do.

One day she called her children and asked : Where is dad?

Kid: No idea. He leaves early in the morning and comes back late in the night. But he takes the food processor along wherever he goes.

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