Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke? It flu over his head

I am feeling generous, and my file with all the jokes and stories is getting full so here are five little short gems for you to gnaw on!



What is the correct word: to exorcise or to exercise your dog?

The correct choice is to exorcise, as in to get the devils out. You do that by walking the dog.

If you do not believe me try keeping your German Shepherd inside with two short pee breaks a day and see what happens





Walked by the YMCA yesterday

A teenage boy was sat there stroking a duck. I said "young man, there's no need to feel down..."



Although my wife is still young, I think she's showing early signs old dementia.

For example, twice this week she told me she doesn't remember what she saw in me.




I was gifted a resistor by an old monk

So far, I haven't been able to use it in any circuits due to it's abnormally high resistance. Too mamy ohms.



Thought For The Day....

Are old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs simply retired mermaids?