Sunday, May 14, 2023

I tried joining a long-exposure photography course, but I didn’t learn anything. It all went by in a blur.

I had a mouth full of breakfast and someone showed me a meme video that would fit this theme.  Guess what this is all about!

Brown Pants

During the French and Indian Wars in North America, the French captured a British Officer during an engagement. Later that evening the French officers gathered and dined with the new captive.

After dinner the French commander asked their prisoner “Sir, we have been wondering why British officers wear a red coat, as it makes you an obvious target for our sharpshooters”.

The British officer replied “We wear it so that if we are wounded, the sight of our blood does not panic our men”.

Ever since that day, French Officers have worn brown pants.

Fly high...

After a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

"Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain welcome to flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto the weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight, so sit back, relax and... OH, MY GOD1 A scream then silence followed, Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you, while I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!".

One Irish passenger yelled... "For Christ's sake you should see the back of mine!!!"

May all your breakfasts be tasty, and your meme video be "time appropriate"

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