Did you hear that Pavlov got a seasonal job during the holidays? He’s ringing a bell for the Salvation Army!

 I have been saving that particular topic for a while.  Just because I love dogs.

I also love malicious compliance.  After deleting a raunchy little story I deem a bit too racy for my own blog (but enjoy in private), I present you this story.

I think you'll like it.

 Putting a stop to Church gossip.

Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned, and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny the accusation. Instead, he said nothing. 

Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house, walked home, and left it there all night.