My watch started to make a grinding sound. I think I'm down a quartz.

Perfect little story for a cold Sunday morning.  You will see why shortly!

Three guys walk in a bar


Three guys walked into a bar one after another a carpenter, an iron worker, and a mail man.

The carpenter goes to the bar and orders a drink, he looks around and says hey that guy looks just like Jesus.
Bartender says yup he comes here all the time.
Carpenter says oh well buy him whatever he’s drinking.
Bartender says 1 herbal tea coming right up.

The ironworker comes in gets a drink turns around and goes hey that guy looks just like, bartender says ya Jesus he shows up all the time.
Get whatever he’s drinking on me.
Same thing with the mailman.

Jesus gets up to leave and shakes the carpenters hand and puts his hand on his wrist right away he says my Carpal tunnel it’s gone now I can go back to work thank you Jesus.
Then he goes up to the ironworker shakes his hand and places the other on his shoulder.
He says my bursitis it’s cured I can go back to work now thank you Jesus.
Then he walks up to the mailman who jumps back and says whoa there I’m on workers comp!