I have seen this told a number of times and it is a good retelling. Now, if you don't like bears or hunters, it's ok, you will be fine, nobody gets hurt.
A hunter is deep in the woods, stalking bears
When he comes across a giant grizzly drinking at a watering hole. The hunter takes aim and fires, but when the smoke clears the bear's nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, he gets a tap on the shoulder, turns around and finds the grizzly behind him.
"You tried to kill me," the grizzly says. "So you've got a choice - I either kill you right now, or you bend over, drop your trousers and let me have my way with you."
Not wanting to die, the hunter slowly drops his trousers and lets the bear get on with it.
The next day, still smarting after his humiliation, the hunter is back in the woods with a bigger gun. After a few hours, he comes across the same bear drinking at the same watering hole. Again, he takes aim and fires, but when the smoke clears the bear's nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, he gets a tap on the shoulder, turns around and finds the grizzly behind him.
"You tried to kill me again," the bear says. "So same choice - I either kill you right now, or you bend over, drop your trousers and let me have my way with you."
Humiliated for the second time and not wanting to die, the hunter again slowly drops his trousers and lets the bear get on with it.
Day three and the hunter is back again, this time with the biggest gun he could buy. Retracing his steps from before, he finds the same bear drinking at the same watering hole, takes aim and fires. There's an almighty explosion, a huge plume of smoke but again, when it all calms down the bear is nowhere to be seen.
Suddenly the hunter gets a tap on the shoulder, turns around and sees the bear again. This time, the bear looks the hunter up and down for a moment and then says, "Look buddy, if you're not really here for the hunting, just say so."
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