Why did the cat stop moving? Because it was on pause.

We could use them today.  What I call First Winter has hit here in SoFlo.  The temp won't crack 70F or 21C today.  Brilliant sunshine, low humidity.  It feels like San Diego out there!

Did you try turning Florida off and on again?  Our state government surely could use it!



  An Engineer in Hell

An engineer died and was accidentally sent to hell instead of heaven.

He got to work and fixed the A/C and things cooled down quickly.

The moving walkway motor was jammed so he unjammed it.

The TV was grainy and unclear. He repaired the connection to the satellite dish and now pulled in hundreds of high def channels.

One day God decided to look down on Hell to see how his grand design as working out and noticed everyone was happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He phoned Satan and said, “What the hell’s going on in Hell?”

Satan replied, "Things are great down here since you sent us that engineer."

"What? An engineer? I never would have sent you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute,” demanded God.

"No way!” Satan snorted. “We’re going to keep our engineer. We like this guy."

“If you don't send him to me immediately I'll sue!" God shouted.

The devil laughed long and heartily and then said, “Really? Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”