I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.

 Truth be told, I tell a lot of dad jokes without realizing it.

Anyway!




A 17 year old Pizza Hut worker parks a stunning Porsche in front of his house...

“Where did you get that car?” his parents exclaim in shock.

“I bought it today,” the teen responds calmly.

“With what money?” his mother demands. “We know how much a Porsche costs, and there’s no way you could afford it!”

“Well, it’s used, and I got a great deal,” the boy explains. “I only paid 20 dollars for it.”

“Who would sell a car like that for 20 dollars?!”

“The lady up the street,” the boy replies. “She’s new in town. I delivered a pizza to her, and she asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for 20 dollars.”

His parents rush over to the neighbor’s house, eager to get to the bottom of this. They find her calmly planting flowers in her front yard.

“I’m the father of the boy you just sold a Porsche to for 20 dollars,” the dad says, demanding an explanation. “Why would you sell it for so little?”

The woman, without looking up from her gardening, responds, “This morning, I got a call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip in Florida, but it turns out he ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn’t plan on coming back.”

“But what does that have to do with selling our son a Porsche for 20 dollars?” the mother asks, confused.

The neighbor smiles, pauses for a moment, and then says, “Well, my husband asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."