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Mom once had a Lincoln Continental.  At least I remember it as such.  She loved that car but it had a clock that was never correct.  Early days of automotive electronics were a royal pain to figure out how to set a clock.

In fact, my own Jeep with the $18 car radio is waiting.

But for now...





The true art of being a husband

One day, a friend invites his best buddy over for lunch. The friend’s wife, being the amazing cook she is, prepares an absolutely sumptuous meal. It’s a feast fit for royalty, and everything from the appetizers to the dessert is cooked to perfection.

As they’re enjoying the meal, the best friend can’t help but notice something curious. Throughout the entire lunch, the host is constantly showering his wife with affectionate nicknames. “Oh, my sweetie, could you pass the salt?” “Darling, this dessert is incredible!” “Honey, you’ve outdone yourself with this meal!”

The best friend watches in awe as the host continues to dote on his wife with these loving terms, with a sense of admiration and affection. It’s all very touching and heartwarming.

After the meal, as they’re sitting back and relaxing, the best friend finally turns to his host and says, “You know, I have to say, I’m really impressed. You clearly love your wife so much. You’re always interacting with her so lovingly. It’s really beautiful to see.”

To this he replied,” you idiot what non sense are you talking,I forgot her name two years ago!”

Imagine the look on the best friend’s face.