How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!

I swear my entire town is a dog park. 

I go for walks with the dog and it takes a half hour to do a mile.  If I don't have the dog with me, I'm asked where he is before someone asks how I am doing.




 One day at the dog park…

One day at the dog park, Sally and Larry walk in with their owner. Sadly, Sally had to be sterilized recently, so she hasn’t been to the park in a while during her recovery. All the other dogs are excited to see her, though, and they’re all asking how and where Sally’s been.

“I don’t want to talk about it,” says Sally.

“We heard that you went to the vet,” one of the dogs says.

“I said I don’t want to talk about it,” says Sally.

“Your brother Larry says—“ begins one of the dogs, but Sally cuts him off. She shoots a deadly glare at Larry. “Larry, what did you tell them?” asks Sally.

All eyes turn to Larry, who says, “Oh come on, Sally, we shouldn’t have to ignore the elephant in the room. Let’s just call a spayed a spayed!”