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Don't you love it when two people are speaking the same language but doing so from completely different angles.   Confusion is fun!



The General and the young lady

Gray-haired Army general walked into a hotel bar and sat down next to a young attractive woman.

They hit it off, and she liked a man in uniform, so she said, “Why don’t you come up to my room?”

The general replied, “I’m flattered, but at my age I’m not sure if things would work the way you hope.”

She said, “But you’re in good shape...tell me, when was the last time you had sex?” “Oh,” said the general. “It was probably around 1950.” “Oh my gosh!” said the woman. “Well, I’m sure it will all come back to you.”

So they ended up in bed and it was pretty wild. The general really had some skills.

When it was all over she said “General, that was wonderful! I’m impressed that you haven’t forgotten a thing since 1950!”

“Well I should hope not,” he replied. “It’s only 2130 now.”