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 One of those little gems that teaches us about perspective.  Yeah, that's what I am seeing, nothing evil here, is there?



Little Johnny Likes His Teacher

In kindergarten class one day Little Johnny's teacher is wanting to test her class on their ability to think and reason. She decides to describe an object on her desk and have the children tell her what it is.

The teacher starts with the first item as being a spherical shape that is orange and has some dark coloration. Little Johnny is excited to provide the answer, busting at the seams, with his hand in the air to be called upon. The teacher is fully aware of Johnny's somewhat crude behavior and is reluctant to call on him for the answer. The teacher calls on little Billy for the answer. Little Billy says "teacher it is a basketball" to which the teacher replied "oh Billy, I'm sorry, it is an orange. But that shows what you are thinking, and I like that."

The teacher starts to describe the second item on her desk as being a rectangular shape that is black and has some white on it. Little Johnny's hand immediately shoots into the air. The reluctant teacher calls on little Mary. Mary says "teacher, the item is a domino." The teacher replied "oh Mary, I'm so sorry, the item is a chalkboard eraser. But that shows what you are thinking, and I like that."

Little Johnny's hand is still in the air. The teacher is wondering if maybe he needs to be excused to go to the bathroom or something like that. She calls on him "Johnny what is it." Johnny stands up and puts his hand in his pocket. He says "teacher I have my hand in my pocket and in my hand is something that is round, is hard, and has a head on it, what is it?"

The teacher is flabbergasted knowing of his crude behavior, immediately exclaimed"Johnny, you dirty little boy." To which, Johnny pulls something out of his pocket. Johnny says "Teacher, I have a nickel in my hand. From your reaction I can tell what you are thinking, and I like that."