People say a dog is like one of the family but I disagree, I like the dog.

 Hmm.... Interesting one liner, I'd say.





Stand up to be honored!


The preacher fashioned his sermon around the evils of sex, and stated that providential wrath was positioned to destroy anyone who had sex outside of marriage.

So, on this day, he leveled a challenge to his congregation- “I wish to recognize those women of this congregation who have preserved their chastity in line with the words of our loving savior.

So, I ask all of the women here today who are virgins to stand up and be honored.”

An awkward silence stilled the church. After a few more moments, a young lady stood up in the back carrying a small baby.

“You,” barked the preacher, “aren’t you an unwed mother?”

“Yes, preacher,” she said, “but did you expect my 6-month old daughter to stand up all by herself?”



And since that may not please everyone, here's a short for you.


I've just been to the market to do some shopping, when i got to the checkout i said, "Can i pay by card"...

The woman said, "No problem, what card do you have?"...

I replied, "The six of spades"...