Today I saw a 2000 year old oil stain. It’s from Ancient Greece.

Ahh spoonerisms.  They can be so fun, can't they?

The first definition of Spoonerism that I had found is:

A transposition of sounds of two or more words, especially a ludicrous one, such as Let me sew you to your sheet for Let me show you to your seat.

See, I can be edumacational too! :)




  Three priests in a train station

There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh.

Behind the ticket counter was a shapely, well- endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman.

The priests were all embarrassed and in new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.

The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to titsburg,” whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.

The second priest went to the window and said, “Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Of course he also fled.

Then came the third priest. “Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say if you insist on dressing like that when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at you."