Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

 As the sun comes up and the moon dips below the palm trees and falls into Lake O, I am waiting for the Cream Biscuits to cool.

I'll have a Sausage Biscuit with my breakfast in a while after the second two mile walk with Mr Dog.  

May all your biscuits be warm, you sausage be savory, and your breakfasts be filling.




The pet centipede

A guy walks into a pet shop and says, “I’m looking for a really unique pet, something no one else has.”

The shopkeeper grins and says, “I’ve got just the thing,” and brings out a talking centipede in a little box.

The guy is amazed. “I’ll take it!”

That night, he places the centipede on the table and says, “Hey, do you want to go out for a beer?”

No answer.

He waits a few minutes, leans closer, and repeats louder: “Do you want to go out for a beer?”

Still nothing.

Getting frustrated, he yells, “HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT FOR A BEER?”

Finally, the centipede shouts back, “For crying out loud, I heard you the first time! I’m putting on my shoes!”