I noticed most musicians wear glasses. It's so they can C#

Ok so how about a little humor wrapped around a country stereotype.  I have a friend in Europe right now, and he's always talking about "The Angry German" in his Mercedes Benz especially when a fluid level is low.



 A British couple decided to adopt a German baby.

They raised him for years, however they began to get worried because he never spoke, and they believed that he was mentally handicapped, going as far as to take him to therapy, which was fruitless. 

Then, when the child was 8 years old, he had a pastry, and said "It is a little tepid."

His parents, of course shocked that he was suddenly speaking, asked: "Wolfgang, why have you never spoken before?", to which the child replied: "Up until now, everything had been satisfactory."



And since that was short... here are two more short ones!




 A man wins a pig at a fair and the host congratulates him, then asks him if he has a barn to keep the pig.
"Nah", says the man "I'll just keep it in the bedroom."

The host is taken aback and asks "But what about the smell?"
"Well", says the man "that's something the pig's gotta get used to."









My friend, who noticed a bulge in my pocket says "What's that"?

I said "Golf ball".

He says "Oh man, that must hurt! I had tennis elbow once."