Three short and sweet. Sounds like my coffee with three pink packets plus cream.
When I was out today, I saw a phone on the table outside a coffee shop that had been left there, so I pocketed it. It started to ring....
I took it out of my pocket and the caller I.D. said 'Mom'.
I put it back on the table and slowly backed away.
How did she know I was up to no good?
What should I do?
A guy goes running into his doctor's office.
"Doctor! Doctor! Help me! I can't control my bladder. I pee all the time, everywhere I go. What should I do?"
"Well, the first thing to do is ... get off my rug!"
A man goes to see a fortune teller.
She begins "your name is Steve", "wrong".
"Your favourite colour is green", "wrong".
"You have a dead uncle who passed away 2 years ago", "wrong".
"Your wife's name is Carol", "wrong".
"You have 2 children named John and Christian", "wrong".
"You are a painte...", "wrong".
Getting flustered the woman asks "What in bloody hell do you do then?"
"I investigate fraud".