Three short and sweet. Sounds like my coffee with three pink packets plus cream.
When I was out today, I saw a phone on the table outside a coffee shop that had been left there, so I pocketed it. It started to ring....
I took it out of my pocket and the caller I.D. said 'Mom'.
I put it back on the table and slowly backed away.
How did she know I was up to no good?
What should I do?
A guy goes running into his doctor's office.
"Doctor! Doctor! Help me! I can't control my bladder. I pee all the time, everywhere I go. What should I do?"
"Well, the first thing to do is ... get off my rug!"
A man goes to see a fortune teller.
She begins "your name is Steve", "wrong".
"Your favourite colour is green", "wrong".
"You have a dead uncle who passed away 2 years ago", "wrong".
"Your wife's name is Carol", "wrong".
"You have 2 children named John and Christian", "wrong".
"You are a painte...", "wrong".
Getting flustered the woman asks "What in bloody hell do you do then?"
"I investigate fraud".
An Open Letter To My Sister, or Whatever Pops Into My Head at the Time...
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