When you get people sending you jokes, you rapidly get a collection. Like all collections sometimes you get some patterns and groups. Variations on a theme.
My Jokes file is getting a bit long at this point so I collected a few of these themes and put them out for your "enjoyment".
I do have a habit of liking "Dad Jokes" or "Groaners" so these should run pretty quickly for you.
Why do ducks make bad babysitters? Because they use fowl language!
Why did the Time Traveler run away from the park? The first time he went to one he ran over his grandpa while getting chased by a pair of ducks....
A doctor walks into a bar. He should have ducked.
Two men walk into a bar. . . “Doors over here,” says man number 3.
A perfectionist walks in to a bar. He walks out again because the bar wasn't set high enough.
How did the vacuum cleaner die. It bit the dust.
How do you cure a peanut allergy? Give them peanuts.
How do churches acquire holy water? They boil the hell out of it.
Doctor, doctor I think I’m turning into a cat. Don’t ask meow.
I got my cat to cut my grass today. Such a good lawn meower.
Gave my cat a bath. I gave my cat a bath the other day… they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, and it was fun for me too. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…
I have a bird feeder in my garden. It's also a cat feeder.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to challenge the powers of the establishment, which makes him not chicken at all if you ask me.
An Open Letter To My Sister, or Whatever Pops Into My Head at the Time...
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