Yep, it's a two-fer. Haircuts and Lawyers. Or is it? reality is that both of these subjects are prime fodder for someone to twist into a story with a punch line at the end.
Not me though, it's an early sunday morning and I need to go to skate!
How long before I can get a haircut?
This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" . The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours". The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks , "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About 2 hours". The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks , "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half". The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes". Bill comes back laughing hysterically after a while.
The barber asks "Bill, Where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
A guy calls a law office...
A guy calls a law office and says: "I want to talk to my lawyer."
The receptionist replies, "I`m sorry, but he died last week."
The next day the guy phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week."
The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting annoyed and says, "I keep telling you, your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"
And the guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."
An Open Letter To My Sister, or Whatever Pops Into My Head at the Time...
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