An old cannibal saying: "The more you eat, the lonelier you get."

I can imagine being alone on an island.  Even one with as many people around you as this town.  On the other hand, having three people with you might be worse.  Just think of it.  Three people sitting there trying to keep each other company and probably getting tired of the same stories and so on.


But when a genie is involved, there's always a chance for some silliness to ensue.


Three guys have been stranded on an island for several years.

One day, they come across a genie bottle. After rubbing it, a genie appears and says he only has three wishes to give, so each of the three guys will only get one wish.

The first guy says, "I really want to get back home, but when I get back home I want to have millions of dollars, live in a big mansion, and have a smoking hot wife."

The Genie says, "Wish granted." And poof, the first guy is instantly sent back home with his new wealth.

The second guy says, "I too really want to get back home, and when I get back home I also want to have millions of dollars, a large mansion, and a smoking hot wife."

The Genie says, "Wish granted." And poof, the second guy is instantly sent back home with his new wealth.

The third guy after seeing his two buddies disappear says to the genie, "Ah man, this island is going to get lonely being here all by myself. I wish my two friends were still here."