Ok, how about a tasty little joke for a Saturday morning.
I was in Greenland a few years ago and I wanted to try ice fishing.
So I went to the local sporting goods store to purchase everything I would need, an ice saw, fishing pole, line, hooks, and a bucket to hold my catch. I drove out to the ice lake, cut a hole in the ice, and got set up.
I had been there about an hour when another guy set up a fishing hole about 20 yards away from me. I hadn't caught a thing, but as soon as he set his line in the water, he caught a fish.
This continued every five minutes he'd throw in his line, he'd catch another fish.
Finally, after 2 hours of nothing, I decided to go over and ask him what his secret was.
He responded "mmmfff to dmakd the mmmf fmmm".
I told him I didn't understand, and he said again "mmmfff to dmakd the mmmf fmmm".
I told him I still didn't understand him, so he cupped his hands under his mouth, spit into them, and said "You have to keep your worms warm."
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