Sunday, September 27, 2020

I was gonna tell a time travelling joke but you guys didnt like it

 And speaking of British Humo(u)r, this little one is talking about the Girl Guides.  That is what they call the Girl Scouts.  

Girl guides

I was accompanying my eight-year-old daughter who was selling cookies door-to-door for the Girl Scouts. After visiting several homes, she commented on the different styles of doorbells: some buzzed, some rang, some warbled.

We made a game of guessing what the next bell would sound like.

At the precise moment she touched the doorbell at one house, the church tower began to chime. She wheeled around with a look of amazement on her face. "Now THAT'S a a door bell"

A man has found water while digging in his backyard

For many years, he used the water at home saving tons of money until one day, the water stopped flowing. So he dug a little bit further and found water again and used it for years until it also dried up. This time, he went further, brought a digging machine and dug a deeper hole until he found water.

Neighbours, annoyed by the noise, called the local sheriff who arrives to check what's happening in the backyard. The sheriff discovering the scene in the backyard says:

"Well, well, well ... what have we got here ?"

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