What did the cat say when it fell of the couch? MeeOUCh

 I must be feeling generous.  I have three short jokes for you today.  Kind of a Badump Dum Tss kind of a day!

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog is thrilled! “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”
“No,” says his advisor, “in her biology class.”



Steve was at the Bob's house until late and when time came to go he faced a hellish rain.
Bob took pity on him and said "You cannot go home with weather like that. You might as well sleep over. Steve agreed.

As Bob was done preparing the bed he started searching for Steve not finding him anywhere.
After more than an hour, there was a ring at the doors.
Bob opened the doors and sees Steve soaking wet outside.

"Where have you been?" asks Bob, "I though you would stay to sleep."

- "I will. I just went home to get pajamas."



Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice... Anyway...

Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality.

In a moment of clarity, one dolphin says to his buddy, “Hey compadre, we don’t have to just accept this as our new normal, ya know? What with modern fashion and technology these days… we can do something about this!”

So they went out and bought matching hairpieces. They were toupees in a pod.