I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.

It's a triple play today because I am feeling generous.  Yes, more doofy humor on a saturday.

Teacher & Student Joke

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

 

Since that is a little short... Here are two more short ones from across the pond!


 

The stunner next door just came round complaining about items going missing from her washing line and threatened to call the police… 
I nearly crapped her pants!


The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.