Nothing like having a house to work on. Early in the morning, you consider that the power is on, the pool needs to be scooped, and you may as well bring the dog over with you so he can water the plants too.
Then you walk back in and realize that since you really don't have a bathroom or a kitchen in the place, it's a shell.
Hey but, we have all this nice dust right?
Mary, Anna and Josephine, live in a house together.
One night Mary runs a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
Anna yells back "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses.
Then she yells "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
Josephine is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.
She shakes her head and says "I sure hope I never get that forgetful."
She knocks on wood for good measure.
She then yells "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door".