There are two for today, yes, a two fer!
However, even I don't get that last one, so if you can figure it out, you've got one on me!
There were once two flower shops across the street from each other, but one was more successful than the other.
The one that was more successful was owned by two friars, and they were always the center of attention.
Everyone wanted to buy flowers from the cute friars with their funny brown coats.
But the owner of the other shop was not making money.
He was tired of it.
He had asked them many times to close shop or move somewhere else in town.
But they always declined.
One day the shop owner had had enough.
He hired Hugh MacTaggart, the meanest thug in town, to "deal with" the two friars.
Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their shop.
He threatened to come back if they didn't close down.
Trembling with fear, the two friars closed down shop.
The moral of this story is that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
"Hello, are you here to talk to me about Dinosaurs?"
Answer the door and see that its a sale man from an internet service provider. They have stopped at my house ten times in the last year to tell me about the digging in my area and I decided to have some fun with them today. Here is the conversation from today:
Me: Hello, you here to talk to me about Dinosaurs?
Dude is now confused but sticks to his lines
Salesman: We are here to let you know about the digging in your area.
I get excited
Me: Your digging for a dinosaur in my area!
Dude is now shocked, he pauses but stays with his lines
Salesman: Oh no, we just installed fiber optics in your area and you can upgrade today!
Me: oh no, I just like dinosaurs.