I read these jokes that are sent to me and I keep them on a text file. They don't get there if I don't at least smile. This one is one of those that I just got a smile from. Hopefully you will too.
Earring no tales
I'm on my lunch break at work and I notice a co-worker stroll in the lunch room so I offer him a seat.
Were talking about the Dallas game, when I notice an earring in his right ear.
No big deal, but this guy is pretty conservative with his work attire, so I felt obliged to ask him about his new accessory.
--"It's no big deal, my man. Just one of those things.'
-- Ok, no big deal, but still it's unlike him and I hadn't noticed it before.
So, knowing him for awhile I press it a little and mention well I haven't noticed it before when did you have it pierced?
--"It's been pierced since my wife found it in my truck Tuesday morning."
--- Since it is short, here's another one for a two fer ---
Wife: Honey let's play a game. Husband: What is the game all about?
Wife:If I mention a country, you will run to the left side of the room and touch the wall. And if I mention a bird, you will run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you will give me all your salary for the month.
Husband: ok. If you fail, I will have your salary too, right?
Wife: (smiles) Yes darling.
Husband: okay. ( stood up and was ready to run in any direction.)
Wife: Are you ready?
Husband :Yes ready.
It has been four hours now and the husband is still standing at the spot wondering IF she meant the country or the bird.