Have you ever gotten up in the morning feeling "your age"? Maybe after a workout you're a bit sore because you pushed yourself hard? Yeah that happens but...
Jacob, age 92, and Beth, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"... The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Jacob:" Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundices?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety..... the works!"
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's Disease?"
Jacob:" You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can help you with?"
Jacob says to the pharmacist:: "We'd like to nominate your store as our Bridal Gift Shop Registry”