Saturday, December 11, 2021

Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her.

OK, so this one is a little more ... PG than usual but hey, you get what you pay for, right?


Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the Hwy coming home.

So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out and reached in the side compartment.

I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic.
They looked so life like you wouldn't believe it!
They're dressed in open trench coats that exposed their nudity to the approaching drivers.

But to my surprise, cars started slowing down to look at my lifelike men.
And, of course, traffic began backing up.
Everybody beeped their horns and waved like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
He got out of his car and walked towards me.
I could tell he was not a happy camper!

"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire,"
I said calmly. "Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know.
So I told him...... "Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"

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