A hole was found in the local nudist colony’s wall. Police are looking into it.

I will say that I have a stubborn streak.  When I'm right, I'm right.  When I'm wrong, why did you ask me to do that?




A pair of hunters went moose hunting and chartered a small plane to carry them.

At the end of the day, they had bagged six moose and were about to load them in the plane.

The pilot disagreed with them, saying the plane could only take four safely.

The hunters argued, saying that last year, the pilot had allowed them to carry all six onboard on the same plane.

Rectuantly, the pilot agreed to have all six loaded. But the plane couldn't make it and crashed.

Climbing out of the wreckage, one hunter turned to the other and asked, "Do you remember this place"?

"Yes", replied the other. "This is the same place where we crashed last year".