You know, life is easier in Science Fiction. You go to the sick
bay. Bones waggles a salt shaker over your chest as the wall goes
beep-boop in time with your heart. You lay on a weird chain mail sheet
covered bed. But everyone is healthy and running marathons in the
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Oh and, there are these two old folks.
Jacob, age 92, and Beth, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"... The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Jacob:" Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundices?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety..... the works!"
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's Disease?"
Jacob:" You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can help you with?"
Jacob says to the pharmacist:: "We'd like to nominate your store as our Bridal Gift Shop Registry”