Asked "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" apparently "In the mirror" wasn't the right answer.

I'm feeling a little silly after the walk so here's a triple play for you to snicker at!



A guy goes into the airport to check in for his flight to Amarillo.
When it comes time to check his bags, he says, "OK, I want this one to go to San Diego, this other one to go to Boston, and this third one to go to Miami."

"Sir," says the check-in officer, "I'm afraid we can't do that!"
"Why not? You did it last week!"



Scientists recently have been doing some new studies with the mummy of Egypt's famous boy king.
With the aid of highly advanced MRI scans they were able to ascertain he suffered from a major gastro intestinal disorder.
Apparently he was lactose intolerant.
So it turns out, me and the Egyptian kid got a toot in common.





A man is sat in an Indian restaurant.
After ordering his food, the waiter returns and hits him on the head with a chicken.
He'd ordered a chicken karma.