Sunday, July 16, 2023

Blood Pressure Pills actually raise your blood pressure when you‘ve misplaced them.

When the world is a playground, it is never empty.  Or at least that's how I see things.

A man is walking home from work, when he sees an empty playground.

"When was the last time I played on one of these?" He asked himself.

Thinking this would be the perfect opportunity, he walks in and starts using the swing. Forward and back he went, getting higher and higher, until he launches himself off the swings.

Next, he walks over to the monkey bars. He starts using them normally, having to tuck his knees, before remembering how much fun it had been to climb on top of it. He struggles a bit, being not as fit as he was as a kid, but eventually climbed on top.

"Gee, I haven't had this much fun in a long time." He thought, until he spotted one of his old faves. A rope tower.

Quickly jumping down, he raced towards it, quickly getting tangled in the ropes. He climbed round the tower, trying to get to the difficult spots, before deciding to see how quickly he could reach the top. Climbing down, he set up a timer on his phone. Then, he was off, hand over hand, foot to knee, climbing as fast as he could.

He reached the top in 30 seconds, letting out a loud "Whooo!" He was ecstatic. Then, he heard a noise from below.

Turning to look, he was hit in the face with a clock, for time flies when you're having fun.

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