Sunday, July 30, 2023

What do you call birds that stick together? Velcro’s

Everyone can do something, some can do everything, you do you.

What I mean by that is don't listen to the gatekeepers.  In fact, my whole life has been about walking up to a gatekeeper and educating them with what can be done.  I could go more "bro" or aggressive with that but I won't.

If you are on the fence about starting something, anything, whether it be education, sports, or a project that nobody else will understand, do it.  I'll be here waiting to hear that you progressed and succeeded, and if I can give you a hand up, I will.

Now, if I could only find my 1N34 diodes, I want to build a Crystal Radio that tunes in the Shortwave bands so I can practice my Spanish.  See?

Be wholesome.  Be uplifting.

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside.
“Will I die?” she asks.
God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.”

With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.

Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains.
“That’s true,” says God.
“So what happened?” she asks.
God shrugs. “I didn’t recognize you.”

1 comment:

  1. Thank you. What a very kind offer. I want to do my best to launch my project. I’m finding it incredibly hard to get started. There are lots of unknowns, but thr biggest thing holding me back is Fear. I can’t write more here; is there an email address I can use? Em.