My wife asked me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Just don't show this one to your kid.  You know why.

On the other hand, I was going through my files looking at these little gems and did not want it to go to waste.

Or waist, depends on if you're looking at recipes too!  I have a stollen and some candied fruit in the freezer so I guess I really should be baking this weekend!



A little boy is sitting in his front room decorating his tree. He looks at his father and says, "Dad how is santa gonna fit down our small chimney?"

"It's okay son, I will give him our key so you can have your presents."

The son smiles and goes back to decorating.

On christmas eve him and his father were going to the store. His father asks him to grab his keys. the little boy runs over to the counter and finds that his father didn’t give Santa the key to the front door!

In a panic the little boy grabs it and puts it in his pocket. when arriving at the store he sees Santa ringing a bell with a red bucket next to him. The little boy runs up and smiles at him.

“Is there something you want to give me?" Santa asked motioning to the red bucket.

The little boy reaches in his pocket and grabs the key. He plops it in the bucket and says "you know where i live" he winks and walks away.

Santa is just standing there with a confused look on his face the rest of the night.