Sunday, October 15, 2023

The Human Cannonball act will not be returning to the circus. They can’t find a man of the right caliber.

Ok, so I escaped real early today.  Before dawn.  Biked a marathon and now I'm back, baby!  And I guess I am channeling my inner Bender too!

 The loan officer

Once there was a loan officer named Patty Mack who worked at a large bank. One day, a frog hopped into the bank and asked to borrow some money. Ms. Mack thought she could get rid of him by asking for collateral.

The frog left, then a few hours later, hopped back in with a plastic figurine of Mick Jagger. "Will this work?" he asked. "It's a statue of my dad."

Ms. Mack wasn't sure what to make of this, so she brought the bank president over. "Is this sufficient for collateral?" she asked. "What is it, anyway?"

The bank president said, "it's a knick-knack, Patty Mack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"

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