Sundays are for early days at the park, a two-fer, and doing oddball things. Lets do oddball things together.
A naked man walks into the doctors office and says says, “doc, I think I’m going crazy”.
Doctor replies, “I can clearly see you’re nuts"
Polar bear hunting
A man is having trouble with a polar bear roaming around his remote cabin, so he calls up a famous polar bear behavior expert to ask about the best way of trapping or killing it.
“First, you have to wait for winter. You have a river or pond near your property?”
“I do,” the man acknowledges.
“Good. So what you do is, once it freezes over, drill a big hole in the ice. Then get a can of peas - any brand will do - and sprinkle them around the edges of the hole. Polar bears love canned peas.”
“And what then?”
“Then when the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.”