This story reminds me of the line "If it is tourist season, why can't we hunt them?"
A man goes into a shop in Chinatown and sees a gold sculpture of a rat.
He can't stop staring at it. It's like something is calling out to him. He asks the old man behind the counter "How much for the statue?"
The old man strokes his beard and replies "$10 for the statue, $100 for the story."
"Story? Forget that I'll just take the statue," the man says. He pays the $10 and leaves.
As he's walking back home, he starts to get a weird feeling like someone is watching him. He turns around and spots a rat following him. He shrugs it off and keeps walking.
But when he turns around again, there are 2 rats. Then 3. Then 5. Then 10. All following him.
The man starts walking faster as more and more rats start to follow him. He breaks out into a run as rats start streaming towards him out of alleyways and buildings.
Finally, he turns towards the docks. He runs right to the edge of the water and throws the golden rat statue as far as he can into the deep water. The stream of rats breaks around him and they all jump into the water after the statue, drowning in the murky depths.
Once the last rat has sunk below the surface, the man races back to the shop where he bought the statue. He bursts in, and the old man looks at him smugly.
"Ah, I see you have returned for the story."
"No, I want to know if you have a statue of a lawyer!"
Saturday, June 1, 2024
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