Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Seems pointed, doesn't it?  I can't tell you when I listened to or watched news from the US other than via CBC or BBC, but that is a very different story.



THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:    #2

Desserts:
    A woman will generally admire an ornate dessert for the artistic
work it is, praising its creator and waiting a suitable interval before
she reluctantly takes a small sliver off one edge.  

A man will start by grabbing the cherry in the center.

Car repair:
    The average man thinks his Y chromosome contains complete repair
manuals for every car made since World War II.  He will work on a problem
himself until it either goes away or turns into something that "can't be
fixed without special tools".
    The average woman thinks "that funny thump-thump noise" is an
accurate description of an automotive problem.  She will, however, have the
car serviced at the proper intervals and thereby incur fewer problems than
the average man.


I will say that most issues are prevented by simply servicing the fluids at the proper intervals, and taking your car to a professional when needed.  After all, if they are professional, they will spot things you missed.

Oh and I want that cherry.  Always have.