I have an aviation joke, but it will probably go over your head.

I am just about ready to fight the winds and go do a couple laps around the big gas bag for fun.  I will say that this guy is lucky he has such an understanding partner!

 


 Bill wakes up with a monster hangover.

He cracks open one eye and sees a glass of water and two aspirins on the bedside table.

His clothes? Clean and pressed.

The house? Spotless.

He heads to the kitchen - hot breakfast is waiting, newspaper laid out, and a note: “Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I went shopping. Love you".

Even more confused, Bill turns to his son and asks, “What happened last night?”

The son replies, “You came home after 3 A.M.- drunk, broke a chair, threw up in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye walking into the door.”

Bill blinks. “Then… why is everything perfect?”

His son shrugs and says, “Oh, that’s easy. When Mom tried to take your pants off, you shouted, ‘Lady, leave me alone - I’m married!’”