Monday, December 20, 2010

Getting Up To Speed - Humor

Usually when I post humor, it's from my friend Velma up in Philadelphia.  Today instead of being an "Open Letter To My Sister", this posting turns my blog into an "Open Letter From My Sister".

Pat's responsible for this posting.  Thanks, Pat!

 (I like WAITT and ROFLCGU personally)

In case you want to *try* to GU2SPD (Get Up To SPeeD)....especially
with the rise of social media, more and more of us  'senior citizens' are texting and tweeting. Here is a guide to some of the codes they use in communicating with peers:
ATD: At The Doctor's
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFLCGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

1 comment:

  1. Hi Bill, it's Emilio. I love ROFLCGU, I may just start using that one instead of ROTFLMAO! And being a Diabetic myself FYI is REALLY important! LOL Have a Great Day MOOSE!