More Blonde Jokes

Yesterday, I did tell the blondes to read this SLOWLY didn't I?   Well here's some more bad blonde jokes for your entertainment.

KNITTING 
A highway  patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing  at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the  wheel was knitting!  Realizing that she was oblivious  to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his  window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL  OVER!' 
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A  SCARF!'
     
BLONDE  ON THE SUN
A  Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian  said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said,  'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So  what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'
The Russian  and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.   'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said  the Russian. 
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not  stupid, you know. We're going at  night!'
     
IN  A VACUUM 
A  blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She  rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her  question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your  name, can you hear it?'  
She thought for a time  and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
     
FINALLY,  THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!   
    A girl was  visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and  asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying  that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.    Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like  that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the  blond.  'They're watch  dogs!'