Tuesday, June 4, 2013
The Attack of the Monster Lizard of South Florida - Picture
The Monster Gecko Lizards will climb your glass. They will eat pesky bugs like moths and termites. They will look at you while you make tea and coffee.
They are coming!
Of course they are coming. Hurricane Barbara washed itself out over Mexico last week, and the remnants have been parked over top of Key West and spread out through South Florida since then. All that rain has made for a great environment for strange creatures like gnats and mosquitoes to come out and make whoopie all over the place. The birds are dining and so are the lizards.
Besides, these lizards are completely harmless. There's a game among the children to catch a lizard and have them bite their earlobes to have lizard earrings.
Not exactly the nicest thing to do to these shy creatures, and besides, just what do you wear to match lizard earrings? Alligator Shoes? Snakeskin wallet?
When they come to visit the kitchen, I know my wood will be better off. A nice meal of bugs and crawly things means less damage to the house.