Saturday, June 1, 2013

Reminiscing - Humor


A woman wakes in the middle of the night and finds her husband is gone. She looks all over the house and finally finds him sitting in the darkened kitchen, staring at the walls and slowly stirring a cup of coffee. She asks “What’s wrong hon? You look depressed.” and he replies “I was just reminiscing.” She asks “What about?”

He went on to say “Remember when we were young and your dad caught me sneaking out your bedroom window late one night? Then he pulled a gun and said I had to marry you or go to prison?” She says “Yes I do dear.”

He gave out a long, low sigh, looked up at the ceiling and said “I would have been getting out today.”

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